INTRO:..→.......→.......→.......dAïIý JAUKEZZ©......"" !
BrauTT to U By....kunjer khaanA (da orIGInal source of kunjer pan)
( N joy da guDD TYMEZ ) bRAUT to U By CHOOTIYAPAY KUNEKTING ppl
kafee intro ho gyaa hai
letz get bak to da jaukezz thing!!
So here iz da first joke (striktly prohibited fer ppl abuv 20 yrz)
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Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."
hehehe...lol
28/9/07
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ajj hum log ap ko phir ek Jauk sunaye gay per ek break k baad..! !
.. tYm !.!. TUN .. ( HasMEsHA SaY TuN) .... TyM TuN......!....!........
...!....!......!.......!.......!......./ DAISEE JAUKEZ CumIN SOOn /...!.........!.........!.........
thIZ break iz organized nd suported by TUN Tym (AlWAYZ TuN)
so nazreen mujhay yakeen hain app log yeh break daikh ker baray khush aur baray baytaab hovay hongay JAUK sunay k liyeh toh chalayn app ki baytaabi ko khatam kernay k liyeh yeh chaloo kisam ka jauke sunaatay hain (Direktly impoted frm kunjer khaana )...........
.....A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little DAisHEE
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little DAisHEE says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."..:D:D
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CLEAN JOKEZ FOR A DIRTY WORLD
a)Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand..
b)Why did Arika get thrown out of the toy box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
One woman stops a taxi.
- To the airport, please.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither
One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.
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:- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.
A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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EID MUBARAK!!
Degrees of girlzz
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BA:beautiful ass
LLB:luvly lickable breasts
BSc:beautiful sexy cunt
MBBs: member of big boobs society
MBA: married but available
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braut to by little daishy..
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels.
I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3' and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart
.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK.
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.
I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge,
swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.
The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling,
as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.
I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.
I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body.
The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back.
Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties.
My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat.
I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets,
looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately -
our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them.
I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee.
I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet.
I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck.
Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning.
I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy.
I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table.
I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain.
The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: { [logged off]
haaapy eid
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